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Are computers Male or Female? Decide for yourself!
Female Male
Reasons to believe computers are Female: Reasons to believe computers are Male:
1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic. 1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about asinformative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you". 3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you hadwaited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourselfspending half your paycheck on accessories for it. 5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.



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